Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
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It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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