I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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