I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
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i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
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Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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