K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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