i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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