he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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