just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
