Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Randomize