I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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