awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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