I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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