in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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