Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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