I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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