So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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