So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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