no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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