i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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