I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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