dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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