my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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