Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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