it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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