Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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