return my video game
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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