Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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