Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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