He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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