Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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