Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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