Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Yo dont text me then not text me
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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