"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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