I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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