please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
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No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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