ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I love you.
Bad choice
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