On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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