So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i think i have two assholes
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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