i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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