So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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