Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I don't think brook has ever known best
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i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
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Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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