I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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