Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
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Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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