too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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