Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I can't put those talents on a resume
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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