hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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