And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Randomize
