I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
So vagazzling was a success
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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