Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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