ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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