I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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