found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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