and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
That's intense
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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