Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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