love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
