too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
