And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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