yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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