I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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