There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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