I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
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You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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