Just mADE A PArabola og urine
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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