can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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